‘Twas the lead up to the holidays and all through the theater,
not a creature was buzzing, just the sound of the heater.
Then the audience arrives in search of some laughter.
And fun and good drink is what they are after.
With great joy four actors take to the stage.
Entertaining adults at 9:30. At 7:30: any age.
Suggest the worst gift you’ve ever received,
and they'll sing a new carol not to be believed.
Santa might guess presents to put under the tree
or a comedy dreidel of scenes will spin with glee.
So buy a ticket and the season will be bright,
Happy Ha-Ha-Holidays to all, come see us tonight!